DRUDGE REVIEW
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Parody of the Matt Drudge website blog.
Yet Another Set of October Surprises...
DRUDGE REVIEW
With the most nasty election in years the Drudge Review has uncovered multiple October surprises set to be unleashed. Some have been dismissed as hear say and unsubstantiated like a report set to go that Bush, Hillary and an unnamed "friend" of Hillary were involved in a threesome. Drudge Review says there is no evidence of such an arrangement. Other October surprises involved more Foley type irruptions but this time in the Democrats party. Sources say a gay member of Congress and a Democrat was cheating on his lover by going back to his ex-wife on free weekends. Another October surprise involved the use of a wig, string and a set of false teeth. Drudge Review quotes sources as saying everything will hit the fan soon. You will have all kinds of scandals breaking that will make the Drudge Report breaking the story about Monica and Bill look like high school gossip. Bill Clinton said he is in not involved, that's not involved, in any of the new scandals but said Hillary should get involved in an affair if she wants to run for President and it wouldn't do the GOP any good being so prudish. Developing....